Meghan

I like blues, punk, crime drama, mysteries, knitting, science fiction, having boys, and keeping active. I am a cat person, although I think dogs should have equal opportunities.When I'm not here, you'll find me posting on my personal blog or our NOVA site... or out and about with my kids!

May 162013
 

Gaithersburg Book Festival

The Gaithersburg Book Festival is a celebration of the written word and its power to enrich the human experience. Our mission is to foster an interest in reading, writing and literary conversation.

Since its inception in 2010, the Festival has quickly become one of the nation’s top literary events, attracting hundreds of award-winning and best-selling authors, poets and songwriters from across the country to its quaint, park-like setting in the heart of Olde Towne Gaithersburg.

The Gaithersburg Book Festival is chock full of activities for everyone in your family. Happening this Saturday, May 18th from 10-6, this don’t miss activity features both highly structured activities like readings, workshops, and panel discussions, and more relaxed stroll-around opportunities like visiting the exhibitor booths. (Totally worth it, in my opinion- I got to meet some really interesting people there last year!)

My personal recommendation is to pack a cooler. Food was available on site last year, but the lines were long. Bringing your own provisions is the best way to make sure you don’t miss the start of something you really, really want to see!

Use their website to plan your visit.

Meghan

I like blues, punk, crime drama, mysteries, knitting, science fiction, having boys, and keeping active. I am a cat person, although I think dogs should have equal opportunities.When I'm not here, you'll find me posting on my personal blog or our NOVA site... or out and about with my kids!

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 Posted by at 1:22 pm
May 162013
 

cicadalessonpinIf you happen to be blessedly unfamiliar with the 17 year cicadas, let me enlighten you. They are a species of cicada (yes, those big googly-eyed bugs that make that only exist in order to make that annoying sound so you know it’s hot all summer long) that has evolved to emerge from the ground in force on a 17 year cycle. Unfortunately for us, that doesn’t mean they only come once every 17 years. Each brood comes every seventeen years, but there are overlapping swarms of these things.

Since I live in/near the swarm area (opinions differ as to its exact boundaries) this year, cicadas- and by that I mean LOTS of cicadas- are about to become an inescapable fact of life. Never one to waste an opportunity to turn our every day lives into learning experiences, I’ve been busily grossing myself out by reading up on these buggers for weeks. Including engaging Medium Size Mister in a little project where we measured our ground temperature and found out it’s quite warm enough for the cicadas. This is a tidbit of information that’s largely meaningless to him NOW. Just wait. Soon it will loom as large in his memory as the time when I was a kid and we got so much snow I couldn’t see over the top of it does for me.

First of all, you can track the swarm’s emergence at the Cicada Tracker Website. Combining that with the less scientific but sometimes more informative source I like to call “My Facebook Feed,” I can say with certainty that THEY ARE HERE. I haven’t encountered a single one in person yet, but they have started to come out. And they are just as disgusting as I remember them.

These totally harmless (to humans) critters are about to cover every available inch with their bodies and then their carcasses. So you might as well start boning up on your Cicada Facts. While you’re at it, familiarize yourself with the Cicada Killer Wasp. I’ll admit that I’m rooting for the wasp.

More Cicada Lesson Resources:

Did I miss something awesome? Put it down there, in the comments please! You are the best!

Meghan

I like blues, punk, crime drama, mysteries, knitting, science fiction, having boys, and keeping active. I am a cat person, although I think dogs should have equal opportunities.When I'm not here, you'll find me posting on my personal blog or our NOVA site... or out and about with my kids!

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 Posted by at 10:00 am
May 142013
 

italian sausage casseroleOR how to salvage your eMeals recipe after a well-known, popular grocery delivery service brings you such badly damaged zucchini that you can’t make grilled stuffed zucchini boats after all. (Yes, we have huge, giant, first world problems. It weighs heavily on us.)

This was not Plan A, but it was delicious and we’ll be having it again.

Lower Carb Italian Sausage Casserole
Author: 
Recipe type: casserole
Cuisine: Italian
 

Ingredients
  • 1¼ lb Sweet Italian Sausage (I used links, but ground is fine)
  • 5 zucchini, washed and sliced (really it was about 4.5. I started with six.)
  • 1 28 oz jar of tomato sauce
  • 1 small onion, sliced
  • 1½ cups frozen corn kernels
  • 3 large garlic cloves, pressed
  • ¾ cup grated parmesan cheese (or low fat mozzarella, if you prefer.)

Instructions
  1. Preheat your oven to 400 degrees.
  2. In a large casserole dish, layer your ingredients as follows: Sausage, zucchini, corn, onion and garlic, tomato sauce, cheese.
  3. Bake, covered, at 400 for 45 minutes.
  4. Remove cover and bake 15 minutes more until sauce is bubbly and cheese is browned.

Notes
This casserole was rather wet. It teetered on the line of becoming a stew. If you’d like yours not to be so wet, use 2 14 oz cans of diced tomatoes and drain them before you add them instead of using the tomato sauce!

 

Meghan

I like blues, punk, crime drama, mysteries, knitting, science fiction, having boys, and keeping active. I am a cat person, although I think dogs should have equal opportunities.When I'm not here, you'll find me posting on my personal blog or our NOVA site... or out and about with my kids!

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May 112013
 

Perhaps you saw or heard some of the furor surrounding the statement given by A&F CEO Mike Jeffries regarding why they don’t make their clothing in larger sizes. A great many people seem to be of the opinion that the biggest indictment against this statement is that it reflects a desire to make women feel bad about themselves. To which I say… pish posh. Just because someone brays like a donkey doesn’t mean it reflects on you in any way. Just because a company only manufactures their clothing up to whatever they are calling a “size 8″ doesn’t reflect on you in any way. What if they only made petites, for women 5′ and shorter? Would that make you feel bad about yourself because you’re too tall? Or look at the clothing sold at certain low-end retailers, which have the narrowest sleeves and pant legs I have ever seen on a garment. EVERY clothing brand manufactures clothing that is designed to fit their marketing demographic. It doesn’t reflect an ideal body and it certainly is no benchmark for YOUR ideal body. It is MARKETING.

The only difference between Ambercrombie and everyone else is that they come out and say it. (In a foolishly tactless manner that probably has their marketing people crying themselves to sleep at night if they’ve an ounce of sense. But here we are, talking about it like everyone else, so perhaps not.) Let me just lay this out for you: if you are looking to a retailer, any retailer, for validation, you are going to be disappointed. Retailers and marketing people are in the business of causing people to desire their products. The less satisfied you are, the more likely you are to buy, buy, buy. Validation is not profitable. What’s profitable is convincing you that there is something wrong with you.

There isn’t anything wrong with you. So don’t buy it.

Was what the A&F CEO said rude? Absolutely. Is it any reflection on anyone but him, and, by extension, his brand? Absolutely not. The only brand that you should be worried about is YOURS. If you need a brand to put you front and center and have your best interests at heart, design a label with your name on it, and look at it every day. Write a mission statement, if that makes you feel better. Appoint yourself the CEO and write your own press releases about your best product- YOU.

Prevention 28 Day Challenge Update

A nasty flu bug benched me most of this week. My poor babies! So, Good Morning Day 11- time to get trotting!

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Meghan

I like blues, punk, crime drama, mysteries, knitting, science fiction, having boys, and keeping active. I am a cat person, although I think dogs should have equal opportunities.When I'm not here, you'll find me posting on my personal blog or our NOVA site... or out and about with my kids!

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 Posted by at 9:30 am
May 102013
 

funny face cupcakesI needed a quick, easy, and food coloring-free frosting recipe for a birthday playdate, and this one really came through! It works up fast in the microwave, and, as a bonus, you dirty exactly one bowl and a set of mixer beaters. (Which my guys wouldn’t lick. Because they are WEIRDOS.) To turn these into funny face cupcakes, I used store-bought candy eyes and a quick squiggle of white frosting for the mouth. (For my cupcake recipe please visit my Creamsicle Cake post.)

The kids were tickled pink by the variety of expressions on the faces, and we’ll just pretend I did that on purpose, rather than that I couldn’t have made them identical if my life depended on it, okay?

Easy microwave fudge frosting
Author: 
Recipe type: dessert
Prep time: 
Cook time: 
Total time: 

Serves: 36
 

One bowl and one minute frosting! Sweet!
Ingredients
  • 1 cup chocolate chips
  • 1 cup sweetened, condensed milk
  • 2 Tablespoons butter
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 1 cup powdered sugar

Instructions
  1. Combine your chocolate chips with the condensed milk, butter, and vanilla in a Pyrex casserole dish.
  2. Cover and microwave for 20 seconds.
  3. Stir and repeat until the butter is completely melted.
  4. Add powdered sugar and whip with a hand mixer.
  5. Frost your cake before the frosting cools completely. Be careful not to put it on too thickly, as it will “slide” if you do.

Notes
Frosts approximately 3 dozen cupcakes. Add any embellishments quickly or they won’t stick once the frosting “sets.”

 

Meghan

I like blues, punk, crime drama, mysteries, knitting, science fiction, having boys, and keeping active. I am a cat person, although I think dogs should have equal opportunities.When I'm not here, you'll find me posting on my personal blog or our NOVA site... or out and about with my kids!

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May 092013
 

perfectmothersdaySome dads I know have confided (not very confidentially) that they think the expectations for Mother’s Day are confusing, hard, and guaranteed to make sure they are always wrong. And a whole lot of moms of my acquaintance have confided (fairly confidentially, as the “insult to injury” part of the program is the need to pretend we are delighted with whatever happens) that their husbands DO get it wrong, year after year. Dudes, let me tell you where you are going wrong. You are listening to the advertising industry instead of to your wives. No foolies. There is the retailers’ idea of what constitutes an ideal Mothers’ Day (you- spending lots of money. her- mad, and spending revenge money next week) and then there is OUR idea of an ideal Mothers’ Day. (A nice day where we are free not to be mad at anyone at all, nobody cries, and we spend all of Monday overjoyed that our husband was so THOUGHTFUL AND SWEET this year.)

And uh, guys? If you’re thinking this doesn’t apply to you? Please see the note about “insult to injury,” above, and then, skip down to “blow it out of the water.” If you have been hitting it out the park all along, you can give yourself a well-deserved pat on the back and carry on. Either way, you will get serious “awesome” points this year.

With these facts in mind, I have created your Mother’s Day Gift Guide. YOU’RE WELCOME. Please keep in mind that the secret that makes these the perfect gift is choosing things that fit the situation. If you don’t know how your partner would feel about any of these, skip to the end. The last item on the list is a 100% foolproof idea.

First, complete this required item:

  • Remember your own mother. Pick something from the list below to do for her, or send her a sweet video of the kids talking about how much they love her, or mail her a card and a gift. Tell the mother of your children that it’s taken care of, so she can check it off her list.

Now, for your wife/girlfriend/permanent rommate. Pick anything off this list. Choose as many as you’d like, but pick AT LEAST ONE:

  • The remote, 24 hours alone, and a new season of Doctor Who. (<—insert equivalent if she doesn’t love the Doctor. We can talk about what’s wrong with her later.)
  • A day off diaper duty.
  • Precious hand-print crafts from the children that she is not in charge of making.
  • Do any one (or ten, if you get a babysitter) of the 200 house upkeep tasks that have been on the back burner since she originally got pregnant.
  • Give her a day to spend with her own mom that doesn’t include taking care of the kids.
  • If your wife’s mother is deceased, this item is an AND not an or. Just trust me, and ask her, right this minute, how she would like to remember her mom on Mothers’ Day this year. She’ll probably cry. Just go with it.
  • Do not. Ask her. What is for dinner. DO NOT DO IT. Just make sure that something she likes appears in front of her at dinner time. If you don’t know how to order carry out, you can Google it. And, by “dinner time,” I mean whatever time she usually expects the family to eat, not two hours after your children’s bed time and three hours after her patience gives out.
  • At least half of the 200 times the kids ask for something on Sunday, take care of it without waiting for her to ask you to do it.
  • Bring her coffee in bed. Then leave her there to enjoy it until she is ready to come join the morning mayhem.
  • Take some nice photos of her with the children. Ones that don’t prominently feature her thighs or make her nose look enormous, and where no one is crying. This is probably harder than it sounds, and won’t go unappreciated. It’s ok to get professional help with this one.
  • Write her a note that says she’s a great mom. Have each of your children write one, as well.
  • Get her a gift card to a store she really loves to shop at and then ask her when she wants to go there ALL ALONE.
  • Teach the kids to yell “MOMMY IS AWESOME!” on cue. Get a video of them doing it.

If you really want to blow it out of the water, try this one. I’m saving the best for last. I promise! Here it is:

  • Ask what she wants and then DO THAT. But- and this is crucial- Do not wait until Sunday Morning. Ask NOW. Let go of what you think she should want. Even if you don’t pull it off perfectly, the fact that you listened and tried to give her the day she asked for will mean you have hit it out of the park.

On behalf of all the moms I know, let me say THANKS IN ADVANCE, guys. I know you are all going to rock Mother’s Day this year! (I’m sorry, were you expecting a buying guide? Can’t help you there, bud. I’m sure there are moms who want an extravagant, material gift, but- even if I knew them, any “buying guide” could only manage to be woefully inadequate. Try going with “fool proof” if you think your lady may be in this category.)

Psst! Moms! Have you got an insider tip that’s not on the list? Put it in the comments down there! Thanks! You’re the best!

Meghan

I like blues, punk, crime drama, mysteries, knitting, science fiction, having boys, and keeping active. I am a cat person, although I think dogs should have equal opportunities.When I'm not here, you'll find me posting on my personal blog or our NOVA site... or out and about with my kids!

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 Posted by at 7:43 am
May 082013
 

Sick Days with eye patch and mustacheHere it comes- the stomach bug is making its way around your kid’s school, and the school nurse just called to ask you to pick your child up. There’s only one thing you can do. Well, two things. You can either keep your sense of humor, or go under for the third time.

Brace for impact

Make sure you stock up on Netflix, saltines, children’s analgesics, pedialyte pops, laundry detergent, jello, and chicken soup. Or, you know, just get Oreos and Burritos and hope for the best. I’m not judging you. (Oh, and let me add Pepto Bismol to the list- for you, after you catch whatever your kid has.)

Netflix is Crucial

When you are up all night, Netflix and a bucket are your best friend. You might consider signing up right now and then cancelling next week, if you aren’t a regular recipient of streaming video. Because the puker might not mind the 2 am infomercial for the Bowflex, but you will want to run screaming from the room.

Take Full Advantage of the time off school

This is an excellent opportunity to expand your child’s horizons. Personally, I tried to interest mine in K-9 and the Tom Baker years, but we ended up watching Star Wars four times instead. After careful thought, I have arrived at these insights: Carrie Fisher didn’t wear a bra, and Luke was kind of a whiner. Ian wants an R2 unit for his birthday.

Bring a Book

When you take your kid to the pediatrician so you can be reassured by the standard “just a virus, should pass in a few days” which translates to NOT MENINGITIS YAY, you may be there for a while. The TV in the waiting room will no doubt seem like the 8th wonder of the world to your kid, especially if it’s playing the forbidden SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS, but you might want to keep your mind from going numb by bringing a book. Unless you’ve started to come down with the bug yourself, in which case HE LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA might be just your speed.

Other Notes

Don’t worry, once you steam that carpet it will be totally fine. And remember: this too shall pass.

Meghan

I like blues, punk, crime drama, mysteries, knitting, science fiction, having boys, and keeping active. I am a cat person, although I think dogs should have equal opportunities.When I'm not here, you'll find me posting on my personal blog or our NOVA site... or out and about with my kids!

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 Posted by at 1:34 pm
May 082013
 

After you all helped me compile a list of awesome girls in books every kid should read, I asked you about your favorite boys in children’s literature. A bunch of Joy Makin’ Mamas and Papas, the odd English Teacher or two, and some dudes who just love books weighed in to create this (very long) list, and thereby expand my summer reading list by quite a bit! Thank you all so much for your help. Without further ado, here are your favorite boys in literature!

  • Encyclopedia Brown
  • The Lost Boys from Peter pan
  • Harry Potter
  • Tom sawyer
  • Huck Finn
  • Christopher robin
  • Charlie Bone
  • Fidelio Gunn
  • Jack (from The Magic Tree House series)
  • Stanley Yelnats (Holes)
  • Peeta
  • Frodo
  • Dak (Infinity Ring series)
  • Dan Cahill (The 39 Clues)
  • Peter from the Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
  • Tom Shaw in An Old Fashioned Girl
  • Jo’s Boys (Louisa May Alcott)
  • Heo the printer’s devil (Westmark)
  • Will Stanton (The Dark is Rising)
  • Kit Rodriguez (So You Want To Be A Wizard)
  • Bastian and Atreu (The Neverending Story)
  • Charles Wallace (Wrinkle in Time and sequels)
  • Danny, the Champion of the World
  • Jasper Dash (Whales on Stilts and sequels)
  • Calamity Jack (Rapunzel’s Revenge and sequel)
  • Briar (Circle of MAgic series)
  • Johnny Maxwell (Only You Can Save Mankind and sequels)
  • Mau (Nation)
  • if non-humans count, then Nurk, A Very Brave Shrew would be a good one
  • Benjamin from (George)
  • Bruno and Boots from the Macdonald Hall books
  • Samuel and Stands Straight from The Arrow Over The Door
  • Tom Swift Jr.
  • Tom “The Great Brain” Fitzgerald (The “Great Brain” series by John Fitzgerald)
  • Johnny Tremain
  • Alex Rider (from the series by Anthony Horowitz)
  • Percy Jackson (The Lightning Thief, et. al)
  • Bilbo and Frodo Baggins- and Samwise Gamgee (although Lord of the Rings may not count as Children’s Literature- YMMV)
  • Shrek (you knew there was actually a book series there, right?)
  • Artemis Fowl
  • Jack Sawyer from Stephen King and Peter Straub’s The Talisman
  • Ender Wiggin from Ender’s Game
  • Tasslehoff Burrfoot from the Dragonlance: Chronicles Trilogy
  • Derek Dynamo from Super Dinosaur

Meghan

I like blues, punk, crime drama, mysteries, knitting, science fiction, having boys, and keeping active. I am a cat person, although I think dogs should have equal opportunities.When I'm not here, you'll find me posting on my personal blog or our NOVA site... or out and about with my kids!

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 Posted by at 6:20 am
May 072013
 

chickensoupToday I was on the mom side of the “your kid is sick” call from the school for the very first time. It made me remember how the time between when they called your mom and she came to get you was an eternity, no matter how long it actually took. We are fortunate enough to live very near the school, so I actually got to the clinic before his teacher came back with his bookbag so we could go. Naturally I hugged my sick baby while we waited, which prompted all the other sick kids at the clinic to come watch us with huge, sad eyes. I couldn’t gather them all up and mother them, but I hope their own mothers arrived quickly to love on them.

Once home, there is only one thing to do when everyone is feverish and cranky, and that’s to whip up some comfort food. Fortunately, I just finished some chicken stock from my “Still Going” chicken recipe. So I was able to whip up some chicken soup in a flash!

Chicken Noodle Soup
Author: 
Recipe type: slow cooker
Prep time: 
Cook time: 
Total time: 

Serves: 8
 

Fresh, home made chicken soup that’s quicker than going to the store.
Ingredients
  • 2 quarts chicken stock
  • 4 ounces cooked chicken
  • 1 package egg noodles
  • 2 medium carrots, sliced
  • 4 ribs celery, sliced
  • 1 clove garlic, minced
  • 1 Tablespoon dried onion
  • ¼ teaspoon thyme
  • Parmesan Cheese, grated, for garnish (optional)

Instructions
  1. In a stockpot over medium heat, add the carrots, celery, garlic, and onion to the stock and simmer until warmed through and the carrots are beginning to look bright and “cooked.” (About 10-15 minutes.)
  2. Add remaining ingredients and cook until the noodles are done. (Usually whatever it says on the package directions, but maybe a minute or two longer, depending on how hot your soup is when you add them. Probably 7-10 minutes.)
  3. Serve with crusty bread and grated parmesan cheese.

Notes
Want it even faster? Skip the fresh carrots and celery and stir in an 8 ounce package of frozen peas and carrots for the last 5 or 6 minutes of cooking time. You will have fresh soup in approximately the time it takes to boil your noodles.

 

Meghan

I like blues, punk, crime drama, mysteries, knitting, science fiction, having boys, and keeping active. I am a cat person, although I think dogs should have equal opportunities.When I'm not here, you'll find me posting on my personal blog or our NOVA site... or out and about with my kids!

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May 052013
 

everyoneloveswinningI love signing up for group giveaways so you guys will have the opportunity to enter to win great stuff! To help keep things organized, they are located on a sub-domain and you can always find the latest ones here.

In the future I may tag them by category, but for now it should be pretty easy to scan through and see which ones are of interest to you, and enter them, or not as you prefer! Don’t forget that local giveaways for NOVA are located on the JT NOVA site, here.

I apologize if my efforts to keep things organized are confusing to anyone. Lots of content means that it has to be kept in line so it doesn’t overwhelm you! Good luck- I hope you win!

Meghan

I like blues, punk, crime drama, mysteries, knitting, science fiction, having boys, and keeping active. I am a cat person, although I think dogs should have equal opportunities.When I'm not here, you'll find me posting on my personal blog or our NOVA site... or out and about with my kids!

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 Posted by at 10:31 am
May 042013
 

jack and the beanstalk lesson resources Jack and the Beanstalk simply couldn’t be a more perfect foil for hands on storytelling. First of all, Good Ol’ Jack doesn’t listen to his mother and mass chaos ensues. If you can’t make that work for you, then you just aren’t trying very hard.

Secondly, he grows a giant beanstalk that turns out to give him access to another world! If you’re gardening inclined, you can turn this into an entire season of good times by growing a bean patch in your garden. (Need a little math? Track the beanstalks’ rate of growth and have your kid calculate how long it would take to reach “the sky.” The earth’s atmosphere extends approximately 36,000 feet from the earth’s surface.) Plus they are delicious.

For an adventurous, hands on telling of the story, try finding a local sport place with a climbing rope, or putting one up using a sturdy rafter or tree limb at home. Talk about reinforcing the lesson- who’s going to forget actually learning how to climb a beanstalk?

Jack and the Beanstalk Lesson Resources

I bet you have a dozen good ideas I didn’t think of. Why not put a few down there in the comment box?

Meghan

I like blues, punk, crime drama, mysteries, knitting, science fiction, having boys, and keeping active. I am a cat person, although I think dogs should have equal opportunities.When I'm not here, you'll find me posting on my personal blog or our NOVA site... or out and about with my kids!

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 Posted by at 7:40 am
May 032013
 

If you enjoyed our review of Make Way for Ducklings, you will no doubt enjoy this live stream, courtesy of the Coralville Public Library. Mrs. Mallard has apparently decided that the library is an excellent nesting spot!


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I like blues, punk, crime drama, mysteries, knitting, science fiction, having boys, and keeping active. I am a cat person, although I think dogs should have equal opportunities.When I'm not here, you'll find me posting on my personal blog or our NOVA site... or out and about with my kids!

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 Posted by at 4:44 pm