Meghan E Gray

If you need me, I’ll be in Detox.

August 29, 2014August 28, 2014 - by Meghan G - 10 Comments.

The rules are simple. Get BINGO, have a glass of wine. Repeat until your child is potty independent, or until you’re under inpatient care and it’s no longer your problem.

And sometimes, dogs hate the Amish.

August 25, 2014August 25, 2014 - by Meghan G - 2 Comments.

There was this one time, when I lived in Ohio, that I had this little black dog with a curly tail. Actually, it wasn’t one time, I had her for …

pink ninja Flickr Agent Smith #GirlNinja

Girls just wanna be ninjas

August 23, 2014August 25, 2014 - by Meghan G - 12 Comments.

Are cartoons important? I think maybe sometimes they are. Maybe it’s a first world problem. But whatever we can use as a tool to teach our kids that trying to shut down a conversation by telling other people their opinions aren’t important seems kind of important to me. I think it’s worth talking about the messages our kids get from their entertainment. I think it’s worth telling the people who produce the things our kids like how they can get more support from us, the consumer. I think it’s worth sticking up for equality everywhere, whether it’s in our lives or in the microcosm we call entertainment.

Potty training for dummies

August 20, 2014August 28, 2014 - by Meghan G - 4 Comments.

Let me give you the rundown on the Three Day Potty Training Method. (Apparently, I’m supposed to hit you up to buy my ebook or subscribe to my video training course here, which will run you anywhere from $29.99 to $50, but I seem to be as bad at milking people out of their money as I am at potty training. You can thank me later.)

sea salt brownie protein bars vegan no bake peanut free

No Bake Sea Salt Brownie Protein Bars

August 18, 2014October 6, 2017 - by Meghan G - 6 Comments.

No bake. Fudgy. Full of good stuff. And… sea salt brownie. These easy protein bars are a perfect on-the-go breakfast or post workout snack!

Juiced limes for Fizzy Honey Limeade recipe Joy Makin Mamas

Fizzy Honey Limeade and #foodelicious Splash Party Recipe Roundup

August 10, 2014October 6, 2017 - by Meghan G - 9 Comments.

If you’ve ever had a glass of fresh lemonade that still had gritty sugar on the bottom, you’ll understand why I say that using honey instead of sugar makes this recipe easier to make. (That’s a nice feature in any recipe for entertaining- because the objective is to make everything come together so you and your guests can enjoy yourselves, not to spend time wondering if the sugar is really dissolved enough or if everyone is chewing their drinks, right?)